Anonymous asked: Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?The family used it to crack nuts. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?Dart-boards don't bleed.

THE WATERMELON ONE MADE ME CRY ;OMG BLESS YOU ANON