January 2012
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i’m just so tired of this. i try and try and try to be the best person i can be, but i always fall short and everyone ends up turning their backs on me.
i’m unimportant, and i know that’s never going to change.
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cocksexual asked: just going to casually reblog all of your ben ferris posts
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these past 2 days have been absolutely terrible.
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guys give me bands to draw i need to fill my...
except ptv wim and atl cause i already did those lol?
oh and of mice & men lol
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Don’t follow your dreams, follow my blog. It’s much better.
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Anonymous asked: Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?The family used it to crack nuts. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?Dart-boards don't bleed.
MO4R DED BBY JOKES!!!1
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aus10carlile asked: how do you stop a baby from choking? you take your dick out of their mouth
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c00kie-churr0 asked: What’s more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 50mph? Stopping it with a shovel.
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wecameaspornstars asked: What's the difference between a dead baby and peanut butter? the dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth..
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pikachuisbatman asked: What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples. How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked. THey suck, but here ya go. xD
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imsleepingonstones asked: what's the difference between a baby and an onion? ... no one cries when you cut the baby
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w0lfc0re asked: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
fine then don't send me dead baby jokes.
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Anonymous asked: don't want my blog rate but, what's the fastest way to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw the baby.
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TELL ME A DEAD BABY JOKE AND I'LL RATE YOUR BLOG →
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i put a view counter on my page but i have a...
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